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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part eight

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 4th. 9.02am. Any idea that Independence Day might be enjoyed in this corner of Merrie Oldie England is shattered by First Of Her Name’s daily strategy call with … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Seven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 1st. Told to meet First Of Her Name in town ‘to help me chose.’ Terror grips all morning as I speculate what it is I am to help … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Six

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 30th: Fitting day. The Fiancé, The Best Man, The Male Heir and me are to have our suits fitted. There is a light-hearted feeling as we arrive at … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Five

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 20th. Call at work from First Of Her Name. ‘Call her. Sort it.’ Mind in turmoil I call the First Born. ‘Hi sweetness. Mum told…’ ‘She’s impossible.’ That … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Four

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 13th: Visit the chosen venue. Palladium columns at entrance, fresco pained on ceiling in reception. The place oozes class and old money, clearly kept afloat by new money: … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Three

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits May 27th. The First Of Her Name has not spoken since I rose at 7.32 pm. This is not a good sign. When I tentatively prompt her with: ‘Anything … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Two

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits April 30th: First Of Her Name announces three line whip for this evening. When I query the timing (Champions League semi, etc) the words I’ve been dreading but I … Continue reading

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