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Divine Limerick

Esther’s latest prompt is Study After years of study, wise men opinedThere was no proof that God was benign.‘It would have been easy,’ those boffins said,‘To put the arguments completely to bed,By showing how to turn water to wine.’

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Dead Certain #limerick

Esther’s prompt seems to bring lout the worst in my limericking. This week’s word – Whiff – is not exception ‘It wasn’t the smell,’ said Belle, a bit sniffy.‘He’s always inclined to be a bit whiffy.’‘I realised he’d died,’‘When, to … Continue reading

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When Love Hurts #Limerick #poem

Esther’s latest Limerick prompt is trouble His love life was in dreadful troubleWhen patches of the spikiest stubbleDislodged her vajazzleCaused her tassels to frazzleAnd burst one fake boob like a bubble.

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Making The Most #limerick

This week’s limerick promot from Esther is ‘ghost’ When it was my time to become a ghost I had an interview with the Holy Host ‘You’ve not been good.’ ‘I’ve been misunderstood.’ ‘Whatevs. Where you’re going your toast.’

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A Chip-Shoulder Interface #limerick

Esther’s prompt for a limerick this week is pet. I had it in mind to spin a funny one but then I read some of the comments… grr, moaning about the vet’s fees… again. It pisses me off, people. They … Continue reading

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And Then… #limerick

This week’s prompt from Esther is store If I’d known what to expect before I acquired my mother in law I’d have kept all the packing The ribbons and wrapping And returned her, complete, to the store.

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Flabbing Around #limerick

This week’s limerick prompt is BLOAT When Lars Ego began to promoteA cure for those tending to bloat,He told his editor‘I’ll be top predator.’But, in truth he was more ass than G.O.A.T.

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One Of Them Limericky Thingies

Terry Dulle, an ordinary blokeCame home to find he was broke.‘Where’s it all gone?’‘You spent it, moron,On booze, some bets and a smoke.’No, I never…

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On Day Six… #limerick

Esther has prompted with ‘neck’ and this is the result… A furious God held the first scrotum In front of his hapless factotum. ‘Why didn’t you check? They’ve used turkey neck. And what use is an opposable bum?’

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Limericks: Those Awkward Rhymes

This week’s prompt is ‘church’ from Esther When an ascetic churchwarden, called Bunt Found out what they’d done to his punt Which was covered in baubles He said, ‘Bless my corbels; Whoever did this must be some sort of an … Continue reading

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