Tag Archives: humour

From The Ground Up #carrotranch #99wordstories

This week’s prompt from the Carrot Ranch is February 6, 2023, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story as a love letter to nature. You could reach back to more pastoral times of writing or enter … Continue reading

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Witch Service Do You Require? #writephoto

This week’s #writephoto prompt is Witch Service Do You Require? Dorian Pettimoron parked the van and lifted the clipboard from his colleague’s knees. As he checked the schedule he called behind him, ‘Prennie, your knees are fully charged. You want … Continue reading

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Mer: Musical Or Mendacious #blogbattle #merchant

Another month, another #blogbattle prompt, this one being Merchant Myths bubble up regularly. One such is the existence of the inaptly named ‘mermaid’. Inapt, not because she doesn’t exist but because the sexing of merpeople is extraordinarily difficult. Terming one … Continue reading

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Dish Of The Day #99wordstories

This week’s prompt from the Carrot Ranch is January 30, 2023, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about the dishes. It can be the every-single-day activity, a precious collection, or any other interpretation of dishes … Continue reading

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Boating For Boys #writephoto

This week’s #writephoto prompt is Boating For Boys These days Little Tittweaking is almost equidistant for each of England’s many coasts. Back when the factious period extinction event (represented by the youreavingalaugh school pinpointing the moment when satire died due … Continue reading

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Too Good #99wordstories #carrotranch

This week’s prompt is January 23, 2023, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that is optimistic. Feel free to explore optimism in all its forms from a positive mindset to toxic positivity. Is it a … Continue reading

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A Wee Problem #writephoto

This week’s writephoto prompt is The Lady Faye Grance wrinkled her nose. Was that…? ‘Walter? Walter? Where are you?’ The Lady of the Royal Flush strode along the corridors and passages of Castle Bouquet, determined to find Walter Closet, Knight … Continue reading

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The Life And Times Of A Living Shadow #carrotranch #99wordstories

In response to this week’s prompt Priscilla Ou-Ette, Cill to her friends was Little Tittweaking’s shadow puppet expert.  She found fame as an Influenza when she launched, in a sneeze of publicity, a set of personalised middle-finger shadows for the … Continue reading

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Like Rabbits #99wordstories #littletittweaking #carrotranch

An animal prompt from the Carrot Ranch this week January 9, 2023, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that includes rabbits. Is it a family? A strange planet? Some crazy bunny person’s pets? Who are … Continue reading

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A RIGHT ROYAL NONSENSE #POETRY #POEM

To be born into royalty is some sort of curse But marrying the Firm is infinitely worse. From birth you are told you have to be stoic But voluntarily joining is really heroic. No cursing, no crying, the restraint of … Continue reading

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