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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fourteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 5th: 8.47am. Stumble into Centre of Planning, formerly known as the dining room. Have slightly dusty head after wine tasting session with Male Heir and Fiancé to debate … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part thirteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 2nd. 9.17am. Am disturbed in a moment’s contemplation by First Of Her Name: ‘Are doing the bloody Sudoku in there again? I need you here.’ ‘Coming Sunlight Of … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Twelve

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 31st Woken at seven by panicked First Born. ‘Uncle Rodney.’ Rodney is First of Her Name’s elder brother. He is a consultant urologist and makes novelty door knobs … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Eleven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 24th. Am just deciding between jam and marmalade when First Of Her Name announces that today we are choosing shoes. Since marmalade is gift from Fiancé’s mother, the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part ten

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 17th. Weekend for stag and hen does. Dreading whole affair. Why is the FOF invited? Surely this is a young man’s game. Much excitement over lunch, with passports … Continue reading

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The Unfortunate Outcome Of Gender Neutrality In Algorithm Design #writingprompt #speculativefiction

The group of white coated technicians grouped round the plinth. The leader – his status obvious to any outsider by the fact he had the biggest laminated badge around his neck and that his hands were buried in his pockets … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part nine

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 10th. While at morning ablutions, am told cake designer due at 10am and I will ‘entertain’ her until First Born and First Of Her Name return from the … Continue reading

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