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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Eleven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 24th. Am just deciding between jam and marmalade when First Of Her Name announces that today we are choosing shoes. Since marmalade is gift from Fiancé’s mother, the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part ten

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 17th. Weekend for stag and hen does. Dreading whole affair. Why is the FOF invited? Surely this is a young man’s game. Much excitement over lunch, with passports … Continue reading

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The Unfortunate Outcome Of Gender Neutrality In Algorithm Design #writingprompt #speculativefiction

The group of white coated technicians grouped round the plinth. The leader – his status obvious to any outsider by the fact he had the biggest laminated badge around his neck and that his hands were buried in his pockets … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part nine

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 10th. While at morning ablutions, am told cake designer due at 10am and I will ‘entertain’ her until First Born and First Of Her Name return from the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part eight

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 4th. 9.02am. Any idea that Independence Day might be enjoyed in this corner of Merrie Oldie England is shattered by First Of Her Name’s daily strategy call with … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Seven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 1st. Told to meet First Of Her Name in town ‘to help me chose.’ Terror grips all morning as I speculate what it is I am to help … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Six

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 30th: Fitting day. The Fiancé, The Best Man, The Male Heir and me are to have our suits fitted. There is a light-hearted feeling as we arrive at … Continue reading

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