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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fourteen

Posted on May 21, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 6th: 06.21am. Wake up in spare bed, having realised two things overnight, viz (1) we need a new spare bed and (2) I will never again be able … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fourteen

Posted on May 18, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 5th: 8.47am. Stumble into Centre of Planning, formerly known as the dining room. Have slightly dusty head after wine tasting session with Male Heir and Fiancé to debate … Continue reading →

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Putting His Affair On Ice #blogbattle #shortfiction

Posted on May 17, 2019 by

‘Good morning. Ice Agency. How can we help?’ The cheery voice surprised Hortense. She stumbled rather. ‘Oh, yes, sorry. Have I the correct number? My friend, Grizelda recommended you and…’ ‘Mrs Grizelda Downton?’ ‘Er, technically Mrs Patronise. Grizzy was widowed … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part thirteen

Posted on May 16, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 2nd. 9.17am. Am disturbed in a moment’s contemplation by First Of Her Name: ‘Are doing the bloody Sudoku in there again? I need you here.’ ‘Coming Sunlight Of … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Twelve

Posted on May 12, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 31st Woken at seven by panicked First Born. ‘Uncle Rodney.’ Rodney is First of Her Name’s elder brother. He is a consultant urologist and makes novelty door knobs … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Eleven

Posted on May 11, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 24th. Am just deciding between jam and marmalade when First Of Her Name announces that today we are choosing shoes. Since marmalade is gift from Fiancé’s mother, the … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part ten

Posted on May 9, 2019 by

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 17th. Weekend for stag and hen does. Dreading whole affair. Why is the FOF invited? Surely this is a young man’s game. Much excitement over lunch, with passports … Continue reading →

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