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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Six

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 30th: Fitting day. The FiancĂ©, The Best Man, The Male Heir and me are to have our suits fitted. There is a light-hearted feeling as we arrive at … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Five

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 20th. Call at work from First Of Her Name. ‘Call her. Sort it.’ Mind in turmoil I call the First Born. ‘Hi sweetness. Mum told…’ ‘She’s impossible.’ That … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Four

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 13th: Visit the chosen venue. Palladium columns at entrance, fresco pained on ceiling in reception. The place oozes class and old money, clearly kept afloat by new money: … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Three

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits May 27th. The First Of Her Name has not spoken since I rose at 7.32 pm. This is not a good sign. When I tentatively prompt her with: ‘Anything … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Two

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits April 30th: First Of Her Name announces three line whip for this evening. When I query the timing (Champions League semi, etc) the words I’ve been dreading but I … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part One

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits April 22nd: Weekend takes something of an unexpected turn when we, the First Of Her Name and I are called into the garden. First Born in tears, boyfriend grinning … Continue reading

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