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The Secret Diary Of A First Time F.O.F.; part seventeen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 18th: 9.01am: Am first in queue of two at sportswear emporia ahead of same whippet thin woman from gymnasium yesterday. She asks after my well-being and am touched … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fourteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 5th: 8.47am. Stumble into Centre of Planning, formerly known as the dining room. Have slightly dusty head after wine tasting session with Male Heir and Fiancé to debate … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Twelve

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 31st Woken at seven by panicked First Born. ‘Uncle Rodney.’ Rodney is First of Her Name’s elder brother. He is a consultant urologist and makes novelty door knobs … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Eleven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 24th. Am just deciding between jam and marmalade when First Of Her Name announces that today we are choosing shoes. Since marmalade is gift from Fiancé’s mother, the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part ten

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 17th. Weekend for stag and hen does. Dreading whole affair. Why is the FOF invited? Surely this is a young man’s game. Much excitement over lunch, with passports … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part nine

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 10th. While at morning ablutions, am told cake designer due at 10am and I will ‘entertain’ her until First Born and First Of Her Name return from the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part eight

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 4th. 9.02am. Any idea that Independence Day might be enjoyed in this corner of Merrie Oldie England is shattered by First Of Her Name’s daily strategy call with … Continue reading

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