Tag Archives: Carrot Ranch Congress of Rough Writers

There’s Enrichment And Then There’s The Other Thing #carrotranch #flashfiction

Posted on Jan 15, 2019 by

There’s Enrichment And Then There’s The Other Thing ‘You ever wonder what dog food tastes like, Logan?’ ‘Is this going somewhere?’ ‘I saw an old advert, where some dog fooder was enriched with marrowbone jelly…’ ‘Oh yeah. PAL.’ ‘Okay, mate?’ ‘Mate?’ ‘If … Continue reading →

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The Past Is Always Present #carrotranch #flashfiction

Posted on Jan 7, 2019 by

The Past Is Always Present ‘I went to that reunion…’ ‘Told you not to.’ ‘Yeah, well you were right.’ ‘Morgan, that’s the first time you’ve ever acknowledged that I might be right. It’s good to move on.’ ‘True, but that’s … Continue reading →

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Name Recognition: You Just Need The Correct Association #carrotranch #flashfiction

Posted on Dec 18, 2018 by

‘Cora Kingston? Who’s she?’ ‘Taught us English and Ethics.’ ‘Ethics? I didn’t do Ethics.’ ‘Why doesn’t that surprise me. Boring Cora. You must remember.’ ‘A clue?’ ‘Had a voice like dead gerbil.’ ‘Nope. Distinguishing features?’ ‘She liked tweed skirts.’ ‘Geez, … Continue reading →

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Building Woes #flashfiction

Posted on Dec 9, 2018 by

Mr ‘ansel? Bad news I’m afraid.’ ‘Again? Do you builders ever bring good news?’ ‘In Fairyland? You’ll want a happy ending next. It’s the gingerbread cladding…’ ‘Yes? Has the cost gone up?’ ‘I can’t get any, even with a sack … Continue reading →

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Scratches – One Man’s Art Is Another Man’s Crime

Posted on Dec 8, 2018 by

‘Bloody vandalism.’ ‘It’s street art.’ ‘Give me a break, Logan. These yobbos don’t care about art.’ ‘Some of it’s really clever and they’re not breaking anything…’ ‘So it’s ok to cover someone’s house in paint?’ ‘Often the owner wants it…’ … Continue reading →

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Dark and Light, Black and White #flashfiction #morganandlogan #carrotranch

Posted on Dec 3, 2018 by

More thoughts from the Numpty Dumpty in chief, Morgan and his loyal sidekick and long-suffering friend Logan… ‘Amanda’s a dark one.’ ‘As in?’ ‘Sorry?’ ‘Do you mean she’s mysterious, or you’re being politically incorrect about her racial characteristics or she’s the … Continue reading →

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A Complete Mash Up #carrotranch #flashfiction #loganandmorgan

Posted on Nov 13, 2018 by

‘What the…? Logan…’ ‘Wassup?’ ‘You said you’d left me dinner.’ ‘Yeah. Sausage and mash.’ ‘Why poison me?’ ‘I don’t… oh.’ ‘Yes. Oh. What gives?’ ‘I was making a you.’ ‘A me?’ ‘Yes a you? A papier-mache Morgan. See.’ ‘That’s… amazing. … Continue reading →

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