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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part nine

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 10th. While at morning ablutions, am told cake designer due at 10am and I will ‘entertain’ her until First Born and First Of Her Name return from the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part eight

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 4th. 9.02am. Any idea that Independence Day might be enjoyed in this corner of Merrie Oldie England is shattered by First Of Her Name’s daily strategy call with … Continue reading

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What Wood You Do?

‘And…?’ Robinia danced about nervously, her roots showing with each twitch. Oaken Treestump frowned at the flashes of the shrub’s exposed unbarkedness. Really these saplings had no sense. She’d topple over if the wind picked up and then where would … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Seven

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits July 1st. Told to meet First Of Her Name in town ‘to help me chose.’ Terror grips all morning as I speculate what it is I am to help … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Six

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 30th: Fitting day. The Fiancé, The Best Man, The Male Heir and me are to have our suits fitted. There is a light-hearted feeling as we arrive at … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; Part Five

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits June 20th. Call at work from First Of Her Name. ‘Call her. Sort it.’ Mind in turmoil I call the First Born. ‘Hi sweetness. Mum told…’ ‘She’s impossible.’ That … Continue reading

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Getting The Right Signal #carrotranch

‘You look exhausted, Morgan.’ ‘It’s mum and her death wish.’ ‘Death wish?’ ‘Well, wishes. This whole “when I go…” malarkey.’ ‘It was the music last week…?’ ‘Oh that was easy. She told me yesterday she doesn’t trust me to carry … Continue reading

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