Category Archives: law

Appraising My Past

I mentioned a film recently where the lead character was incapable of expressing emotions in case of embarassment. I suggested this changed as i entered the workforce, but then I thought about appraisals and… I wasn’t bad at my job … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle: The Worst Day

I suppose there were many ‘worst’ days in my two years as an Articled Clerk, a necessary step in the turgid process of qualifying as a Solicitor in England and Wales. The first day was pretty grim. There’s a sense, … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle: True Or Truish?

Ish. The names are changed while the timing isn’t. I did impersonate a client briefly and I did work for one who spent ages trying to escape the Eye’s clutches and suing them, or threatening to. No milkmaids were harmed … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle: Part Five

In parts one to four, we left our hero being allocated a task that may not be quite what he is expecting.. To my surprise she stops and looks up. Normally, she would finish her task before giving me the … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle: Part Four

In parts one to three, we left our hero being allocated a task that may not be quite what he is expecting.. Back in the office, Mr Mezillious has already left for his club; luncheon, these days is an extended … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle: Part Three

In parts one and two, we left our hero being allocated a task that may not be quite what he is expecting.. I look at Mr Pettifore, who is shaking his head. “I apologize for that. Now, if we can … Continue reading

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The Articled Particle #memoir

My latest book, The Diary of a Trainee In-Law is now on pre-order for the kindle version; the paperback will follow. If you’d like to enjoy the mysteries of being the father of a bride to be, albeit this is … Continue reading

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Once A Lawyer…

I was accused the other day of ‘still being a lawyer’ even though my official retirement from that career was umpteen years ago. I gave it some thought and realised the evidence is plain. Here are 15 reasons why you … Continue reading

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Going Back, Going Forward.

I’m not very good at reunions. I get oddly apprehensive. But last night my old firm of lawyers had a dinner for retired partners in their new offices in the City of London. They now occupy ten floors of an … Continue reading

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Dining With Judges

An item on the radio today about imagined dinner party guests prompted a memory of the one time my selection mattered. Oh well… I made a momentous decision in 1976 – apart from asking the Textiliste for a date, that … Continue reading

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