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The Secret Diary Of A First Time F.O.F.; part nineteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 29th; 9.17am. First Born calls. ‘I’ve had a really cool idea.’ 9.20am. Call back as promised now I have (a) sat down and (b) poured a tincture of … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time F.O.F.: part eighteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 20th; 5.45am. Disturbed by raised voices, one v familiar, viz First Of Her Name. Trace to outside. Intrigued, follow sound. Next door, the Colonel is losing in the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time F.O.F.; part seventeen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 18th: 9.01am: Am first in queue of two at sportswear emporia ahead of same whippet thin woman from gymnasium yesterday. She asks after my well-being and am touched … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time F.O.F.; part sixteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 17th: 08.12am. Am informed while buttering toast that the wedding countdown has begun and ‘we now have to focus on the fine details’. 08.13am: Attempt sage expression while … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fifteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 6th: 06.21am. Wake up in spare bed, having realised two things overnight, viz (1) we need a new spare bed and (2) I will never again be able … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part fourteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 5th: 8.47am. Stumble into Centre of Planning, formerly known as the dining room. Have slightly dusty head after wine tasting session with Male Heir and Fiancé to debate … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of A First Time FOF; part thirteen

This is entirely fiction. Completely. Utterly. Except for any true bits August 2nd. 9.17am. Am disturbed in a moment’s contemplation by First Of Her Name: ‘Are doing the bloody Sudoku in there again? I need you here.’ ‘Coming Sunlight Of … Continue reading

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