Category Archives: creative writing

Soul Food #carrotranch #flashfiction

‘I’m hungry, Logan.’ ‘You had dinner less than an hour ago.’ ‘Can we stop?’ ‘Yes…’ ‘Why do I feel a but coming?’ ‘I’m not spending another moment in one of those fast food places.’ ‘You enjoyed the Mexican…’ ‘Was that … Continue reading

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Some Sinecure #writephoto #shortstory

‘I’m sorry, sir but…’ ‘Are you Dobson? I’m Mobbs. Inspector Mobbs.’ ‘Sorry sir. Didn’t know you’d be along. They said you’d need to acclimatise…’ ‘Hardly the Himalayas, Hobson.’ ‘No sir. And it’s Robson.’ ‘Right. What have we got?’ ‘It’s… well … Continue reading

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Something To Crow About #shortstory

‘Hello?’ ‘Sorry? Did you…?’ ‘Speak? Yes.’ ‘But you’re…?’ ‘A crow. Yes.’ ‘How…?’ ‘Right now “why” is more pressing.’ Jim Pale stood back. This was a joke. Some teen’s trick. Or one of those TV shows making a fool of him. … Continue reading

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Borderline Dull #morganandlogan #carrotranch

‘Morgan, what is it now? We need to find a motel…’ ‘Stop, Logan!’ ‘You can’t need another pee…’ ‘I was just reading…’ ‘Are you feeling faint from all that intellectual effort?’ ‘Shut up. The guide book says there’s this museum…’ … Continue reading

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Applied Inspiration #writephoto #creativewriting

‘I wandered lonely as a… erm stream?’ Ranulph Titcarpet waited. And waited. ‘Hello?’ The voice, when it came was familiar. ‘You want me?’ She’s not usually this tense, he thought. ‘All okay?’ ‘Not really. But you don’t want to be … Continue reading

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Separated By A Common Confection #dating #carrotranch

‘What was your first date, Logan?’ ‘Karen Doubleknees. We met in holiday. She lived in Skegness. We were sixteen.’ ‘But that’s…?’ ‘500 miles from Chez Logan, yes.’ ‘How?’ ‘It’s not hard Morgan. We used the phone.’ ‘That’s not a date. … Continue reading

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All Fingers And No Thumbs #writephoto

If Felix ‘Forefinger’ O’Pretty was being honest with himself, protective custody hadn’t been the calming sinecure he’d been led to believe. He accepted that, set against some of the gnarled veterans of the criminal fraternity, he wasn’t the smoothest lockpick … Continue reading

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