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Profoundly Shallow #morganandlogan #morganandlogandoamerica

‘Where are we?’ ‘The Great Lakes, Morgan. Lake Erie.’ ‘It sure is eerie. Too bloody quiet.’ ‘Can’t we just enjoy its magnificence?’ ‘It scares the willies out of me. It’s… so deep.’ ‘Yes mysterious. Profound.’ ‘It’s just a lot of … Continue reading

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Protest And Pandemic #carrotranch

‘Are you wearing two masks, Morgan?’ ‘I’m worried.’ ‘You’re indoors, watching from a window.’ ‘There’s no social distancing.’ ‘You don’t think they should protest?’ ‘No, of course not. It’s just… with this virus… They could get ill, spread it…’ ‘What … Continue reading

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In The Land Of Guns And Nachos #carrotranch #morganandloganinamerica

Continuing Morgan and Logan’s journey as they cross the USA… ‘We’re as different as chalk and cheese.’ ‘Wensleydale.’ ‘Sorry?’ ‘Wensleydale is a cheese that’s like chalk.’ ‘But…’ ‘Morgan, you need to improve your analogies. Avoid cliches. What are you trying … Continue reading

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Light And Dark #carrotranch #morganandlogan #flashfiction

‘What are you doing, Morgan?’ ‘Hiding.’ ‘My bad. I…’ ‘Did you say, “my bad”?’ ‘Sorry. Why are you hiding?’ ‘I was at the store…’ ‘Shop?’ ‘We’re in America. This guy asked the cashier if he had small arms. I said … Continue reading

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The Dangers Of A Motel Room On The Third Floor #carrotranch #morganandlogan

‘Logan! Logan! HELP!!’ ‘What on earth…? It’s 4.00 am.’ ‘I’ve gone blind!’ ‘Here. Stand still.’ ‘I’m falling!!’ ‘Better?’ ‘I… oh yes. My eye-mask. I forgot.’ ‘Why do you wear that thing?’ ‘I stop dreaming…’ ‘And have nightmares instead? What was … Continue reading

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Soul Food #carrotranch #flashfiction

‘I’m hungry, Logan.’ ‘You had dinner less than an hour ago.’ ‘Can we stop?’ ‘Yes…’ ‘Why do I feel a but coming?’ ‘I’m not spending another moment in one of those fast food places.’ ‘You enjoyed the Mexican…’ ‘Was that … Continue reading

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Borderline Dull #morganandlogan #carrotranch

‘Morgan, what is it now? We need to find a motel…’ ‘Stop, Logan!’ ‘You can’t need another pee…’ ‘I was just reading…’ ‘Are you feeling faint from all that intellectual effort?’ ‘Shut up. The guide book says there’s this museum…’ … Continue reading

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Separated By A Common Confection #dating #carrotranch

‘What was your first date, Logan?’ ‘Karen Doubleknees. We met in holiday. She lived in Skegness. We were sixteen.’ ‘But that’s…?’ ‘500 miles from Chez Logan, yes.’ ‘How?’ ‘It’s not hard Morgan. We used the phone.’ ‘That’s not a date. … Continue reading

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Crazy, Just Plum Crazy #morganandlogan #carrotranch

‘This place is driving me crazy.’ ‘You’re doing their driving, Logan.’ ‘What?’ ‘If you’re doing the driving and it’s making you crazy, then it’s, you know, self-inflicted.’ ‘What are you on about, Morgan?’ ‘No, listen. Ever since we entered Michigan, … Continue reading

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Staying Fit #carrotranch #loganandmorgan

‘What are you doing, Morgan?’ ‘Hang on… There.’ ‘The duck mask does what exactly?’ ‘It’s my upgraded internet security.’ ‘You’ve lost me.’ ‘Barty warned me. He was watching this video…’ ‘Right…’ ‘About staying fit…’ ‘Working up a sweat?’ ‘Exactly. Anyway, … Continue reading

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