Category Archives: carrot ranch

When Spring Is In The Air #carrotranch #morganandlogandoamerica

Morgan and Logan have been wandering around the American side of the Great Lakes for a while, trying to find the Carrot Ranch. But it’s spring, they’re in no hurry and there’s always a bar and a beer to distract … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

Full Sentences #carrotranch #morganandlogandoamerica

The boys are still trying to reach the Ranch but things go haywire when Morgan has a nightmare… ‘Morgan! Morgan! Are you alright? ‘Wha…? Bloody hell, that was weird.’ ‘You were screaming something.’ ‘I think it was eating those cheese … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

The Devil Is In The Dentures #morganandlogandoamerica #carrotranch

Somewhere in a motel bedroom in Michigan Morgan and Logan are relaxing in front of the TV…. ‘Can’t you sit still, Morgan?’ ‘I am.’ ‘You’re not. Your foot’s twitching like you’re wired to the mains and everything is vibrating. I … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, humour, miscellany, morgan and logan | Tagged , , , , | 13 Comments

Profoundly Shallow #morganandlogan #morganandlogandoamerica

‘Where are we?’ ‘The Great Lakes, Morgan. Lake Erie.’ ‘It sure is eerie. Too bloody quiet.’ ‘Can’t we just enjoy its magnificence?’ ‘It scares the willies out of me. It’s… so deep.’ ‘Yes mysterious. Profound.’ ‘It’s just a lot of … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, humour, miscellany | Tagged , , | 10 Comments

Protest And Pandemic #carrotranch

‘Are you wearing two masks, Morgan?’ ‘I’m worried.’ ‘You’re indoors, watching from a window.’ ‘There’s no social distancing.’ ‘You don’t think they should protest?’ ‘No, of course not. It’s just… with this virus… They could get ill, spread it…’ ‘What … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, miscellany | Tagged , | 10 Comments

In The Land Of Guns And Nachos #carrotranch #morganandloganinamerica

Continuing Morgan and Logan’s journey as they cross the USA… ‘We’re as different as chalk and cheese.’ ‘Wensleydale.’ ‘Sorry?’ ‘Wensleydale is a cheese that’s like chalk.’ ‘But…’ ‘Morgan, you need to improve your analogies. Avoid cliches. What are you trying … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, humour, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , , | 17 Comments

Light And Dark #carrotranch #morganandlogan #flashfiction

‘What are you doing, Morgan?’ ‘Hiding.’ ‘My bad. I…’ ‘Did you say, “my bad”?’ ‘Sorry. Why are you hiding?’ ‘I was at the store…’ ‘Shop?’ ‘We’re in America. This guy asked the cashier if he had small arms. I said … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, flash fiction, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments

The Dangers Of A Motel Room On The Third Floor #carrotranch #morganandlogan

‘Logan! Logan! HELP!!’ ‘What on earth…? It’s 4.00 am.’ ‘I’ve gone blind!’ ‘Here. Stand still.’ ‘I’m falling!!’ ‘Better?’ ‘I… oh yes. My eye-mask. I forgot.’ ‘Why do you wear that thing?’ ‘I stop dreaming…’ ‘And have nightmares instead? What was … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, humour, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , , | 13 Comments

Soul Food #carrotranch #flashfiction

‘I’m hungry, Logan.’ ‘You had dinner less than an hour ago.’ ‘Can we stop?’ ‘Yes…’ ‘Why do I feel a but coming?’ ‘I’m not spending another moment in one of those fast food places.’ ‘You enjoyed the Mexican…’ ‘Was that … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , , | 14 Comments

Borderline Dull #morganandlogan #carrotranch

‘Morgan, what is it now? We need to find a motel…’ ‘Stop, Logan!’ ‘You can’t need another pee…’ ‘I was just reading…’ ‘Are you feeling faint from all that intellectual effort?’ ‘Shut up. The guide book says there’s this museum…’ … Continue reading

Posted in carrot ranch, creative writing, logan and morgan, miscellany | Tagged , , | 7 Comments