Limerick prompt is steal
If ever you hear ‘It’s a steal’
Said with a tad too much zeal;
Consider a second thought
Before this bargain is bought:
The seller may well be an eel.
Some think there are kisses to steal,
And they can still cop a feel.
But believe such tripe
And they are ripe
For someone, their testes to kneel.
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My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
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Both excellent
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Just not really sure either are that good in truth
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Okay they are perfect rhythm and beat wise. Both made me giggle… So good in my mind.
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V kind
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Oh, that last line. I’d have to see it to believe it. 😉
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You might regret that wish
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The second is so rude
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Good ones.
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Thanks John. I’m not sure I’ve quite achieved my aims here.
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Well, you worked testes in.
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That is something.
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Just honest.
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Well done. My grandson just had his first experience with an internet scam of shorts that seemed a steal. We did all laugh when he opened a pair of very small see through gym shorts. Not quite what he had purchased.
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Very brave choice!!
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