Disestablished #limerick

Limerick time, this week with a prompt of junk

Young Jimmy was in a foul funk
When told to get rid of his junk.
‘It’s really quite rough
To get rid of my stuff;
I’ll have to become a monk.’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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7 Responses to Disestablished #limerick

  1. Chel Owens says:

    What if there are monk hoarders?


  2. Genitalia limericks are the funniest.


  3. Nice! But how’s he going to sail round the world now?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. V.M.Sang says:

    I understand where Jimmy is coming from. I have a husband and son like that. ‘Who knows when this will come in handy?’

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Widdershins says:

    Poor wee junkless lad. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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