Gooey and Gluey #limerick

Posted on Apr 19, 2023 by TanGental

It’s that time of the week, limerick prompt. This week sneeze

He thought it a terrific wheeze
To induce, in his brother, a sneeze.
The ensuing propulsion
Of snot-bogey emulsion
Left them glued right up to their knees

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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17 Responses to Gooey and Gluey #limerick

  4. Ruth says:
    Apr 19, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    Lovely! PS My youngest granddaughter (aged 4) calls the crusty stuff that accumulates in her eyes overnight ‘eye bogeys’ – how very descriptive! 🙂

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  7. Widdershins says:
    Apr 20, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    Good one, but EWWWWW!

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