Royal Rumbles #limerick

A limerick, prompted by fish…

When the press accused him of catfishing
He thought it a trifle off-pissing.
‘I’m not a fraud,’ he complained.
‘I’m really the king,’ he explained.
‘And it was only Haz and Megs I was dissing.’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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14 Responses to Royal Rumbles #limerick

  1. willowdot21 says:

    Here here Sir!

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  2. I see all the tabloids have them divorced within 6 months. MegaHazard that is!

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  3. Love a current affairs limerick. Good one.

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  4. noelleg44 says:

    Bravo! Can we send them back?

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  5. JT Twissel says:

    Haz, I take it is Harry?

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  6. Haha! I think it’s time for the UK to move on from this monarchy lark. It is old fashioned.

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