This week’s prompt is cough
‘You really sound terribly roff,’
‘With that persistent, rattly coff.’
‘I’ve made you a coughin’
‘To carry you ough in,’
‘When it all becomes more than enoff.’
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My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
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I like that one, Geoff. Cheers.
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Jolly good. Love subverting the language
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Love this not a hundred miles from what Dad used to say to anyone coughing : It’s not the cough that carries you off it’s the coffin they carry you off in! 😀😀
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You see my inspiration! One of my dad’s favs, too!
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I guess they’d of got on well 💜
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Cough was a rough prompt – it just is so hard to rhyme! It should be ‘cuff’.
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Indeed. Enuff already
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🙂
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Another laugher, Geoff.
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Keep those ribs intact
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Tape works wonders.
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“Coff” is a hilarious limerick. Well done, Geoff. All smiles here… 😄
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Delighted Gwen. Just shows what a bonkers language is English!
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Well done – cough is a tuff prompt.
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It’s a bit mean really
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That was a rough, tough assignment.
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One has to do ones bit.
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Hahaha! Brilliant!
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