Worse Than Bite #limerick

This week the prompt is Bark from Esther. This is what popped out…

When my dog lost his sweet bark

I saw a young vet called Mark

‘It might seem absurb

He thinks he’s a bird

With a beak and the song of a lark.’

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Of the problems that emerged on the Ark

The worst was when the dogs lost their bark

Noah called the Almighty

Who just said ‘Oh crikey’

‘Try prayer with a portion of snark’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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20 Responses to Worse Than Bite #limerick

  1. Great ones, Geoff. Safe for work

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  2. But when your dog lost his bark,
    And you saw the young vet Mark,
    Was it the dog that was referred
    Or was the vet himself a bird
    With the beak and the song of the lark?

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  3. It is easy to see what dog thinks about these

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  4. V.M.Sang says:

    I love Dog’s expression in the last picture. Is it his comment on your limericks?

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  5. Widdershins says:

    Hah, hah, bwhahahahaha! … love Dog’d side-eye! 😀

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  6. arlingwoman says:

    Dog does have a very expressive side eye. In fact, he might just be throwing a little shade…

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  7. That’s a pretty baleful look from dog. Maybe he doesn’t like your rhyming.

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  8. Roberta Eaton Cheadle says:

    😂💗

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