Esther’s prompt seems to bring lout the worst in my limericking. This week’s word – Whiff – is not exception
‘It wasn’t the smell,’ said Belle, a bit sniffy. ‘He’s always inclined to be a bit whiffy.’ ‘I realised he’d died,’ ‘When, to my surprise,’ ‘I found he’d developed a st*ffy.’
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
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TanGental 
I am so with Dog. One of your worst 😉 !
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Poor fella is very embarrassed when i start reading to him
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Which end turns red? 😉
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Ha!
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He said it was plainly absurd
that the dog when decanting a turd
created a pong
broke into song
and then gave his human the bird
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If only mine could be merely scatalogical…
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I’m sure they’ll pick up, so to speak!
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50 Shades of Oye Vey!
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It’s a tad tacky, for which I apologise; though I do realise most of my readers are not of an especially sensitive disposition…
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I had to check twice if I read correctly 😂
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And sadly you had… I know; you can take the man out of childhood but that boy lurks beneath the surface somewhere
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I am glad the boy won’t leave but shows up from time to time 😄
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Upholding the dirty old man tradition in fine form, Geoff.
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It’s a struggle these days to maintain standards and not find oneself arrested, cancelled or the subject of some sort of meme…
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It is a tough job for sure.
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HaHaHa Good one.
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Either you’re too generous LK or you sense of humour has been infected by the English schoolboy virus…!!
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Dreadful ….
Poor dog stop embarrassing him!
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He does squirm a lot when i read him my offerings…
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Bless 🤗
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Hahaha! So English school boy [wink!]
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I do do tacky very well, I think.
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😂
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Love it! Geoff for laureate.
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I think my act needs cleaning up, so maybe a laundriate?
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Perfect!
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A good job, Geoff
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Glad to know someone approves of schoolboy humour
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** sniggers** 😀
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