When Love Hurts #Limerick #poem

Esther’s latest Limerick prompt is trouble

His love life was in dreadful trouble
When patches of the spikiest stubble
Dislodged her vajazzle
Caused her tassels to frazzle
And burst one fake boob like a bubble.

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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33 Responses to When Love Hurts #Limerick #poem

  1. Ritu says:

    Ooer! And, Ouch!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. TanvirKaur says:

    Lovely limerick

    Liked by 1 person

  3. joylennick says:

    Tee hee. Very you…x

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I can only celebrate your masterpiece. Chin chin!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Nothing like a collapsed boob.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Gasp. So funny, Geoff.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. V.M.Sang says:

    😲😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Widdershins says:

    Hah. Good one! 😀 … I hear tell there’s nothing worse than getting a ‘gravel rash’ upon one’s unmentionables from a bloke who thinks his 5 o’clock shadow is sexy. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Chel Owens says:

    I cannot like this one. I’ll just assume you’re warming up for the Teribble Poetry Contest…

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Haha, Geoff, stay away from Dolly Parton impersonations.

    Liked by 1 person

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