Esther’s latest Limerick prompt is trouble
His love life was in dreadful trouble
When patches of the spikiest stubble
Dislodged her vajazzle
Caused her tassels to frazzle
And burst one fake boob like a bubble.
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
TanGental 
Ooer! And, Ouch!
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I was rather rash with this one
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🤣🤣
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Lovely limerick
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Thank you
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Disaster indeed
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Utterly.
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Oh dear.
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Some ideas should maybe not run free…
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Perhaps not.
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Tee hee. Very you…x
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I’m becoming predictable!
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😳🙄
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I can only celebrate your masterpiece. Chin chin!
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I think this one just scraped through the censors
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That deserves another. Bottoms up!
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Nothing like a collapsed boob.
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I’m not sure my imagination should go there…
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Gasp. So funny, Geoff.
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I think I’ve pushed those boundaries and need to head in a different direction
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Oh I don’t know. Scratched and deflated parts are pretty laugh worthy. 😁
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I’m glad there are others whose sense of humour tends to the tacky and scatalogical…
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Guilty
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😲😂😂😂
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Hah. Good one! 😀 … I hear tell there’s nothing worse than getting a ‘gravel rash’ upon one’s unmentionables from a bloke who thinks his 5 o’clock shadow is sexy. 😀
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My imagination is beyond repair, I fear
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I cannot like this one. I’ll just assume you’re warming up for the Teribble Poetry Contest…
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I think that could be said about a lot of my output…
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Ha ha ha. Or warming up for a new publication.
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Now you never know…
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Haha, Geoff, stay away from Dolly Parton impersonations.
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That’s the sort of advice we should have received at school
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😂
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