This week’s limerick prompt is BLOAT
When Lars Ego began to promote
A cure for those tending to bloat,
He told his editor
‘I’ll be top predator.’
But, in truth he was more ass than G.O.A.T.
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My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
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Channeling my inner Suzie Dent
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Me too!! Ewenyour so erudite !
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Bloody predictive text should of read “Me too. Ewe your so erudite !
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Thanks
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Lol
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As for limericks, you may be G.O.A.T. (But maybe not)
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Rather doubt it, but you’re v kind to suggest the same.
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There are a lot of asses around at the moment.
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We do seem to have a particularly assy year…
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🤣🤣🤣
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The incorrigible Mr Le Pard.
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At your service
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