My driving is perfection.
I know this because I drive a Ford Cliche,
And have one aim when behind the wheel:
to remove the worst driver in the world,
Arthur Goode, from Britain’s roads.
In my car, I am perfection,
I am the enemy of the Goode.
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
What a confidence on the driving
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I see you now, a knight in a ford fiesta righting all wrongs , smashing all records ☀️
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Boldly changing clutches..
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Yes but if the armour qets in the way you could have an automatic!
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Do you drive with a lance out the window? And what is a Ford Cliche? Is that a real model?
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It should be!!
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I think I’ll keep an extra eye on the road when you’re behind the wheel, Geoff. Lol.
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Very wise. My driving is a thing of beauty of a touch flighty
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I don’t recall seeing any Ford Cliches on British roads … A few Dodgey Darts perhaps!
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I think the Vauxhall Trite and the VW Samey are similar types
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