Limericks Encore…

Prompted by Lance, here

While sunning herself by the Nile
Queen Cleo reminisced with a smile
She said to a flunky
‘That Mark Anthony’s hunky…
Do we have him perchance on speed dial?’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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12 Responses to Limericks Encore…

  1. willowdot21 says:

    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Yvonne says:

    I echo willowdot21.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. gordon759 says:

    As a limerickist, have you see the newly discovered limerick by Edward Lear.

    There was an old man on a Bycicle,
    Whose nose was adorned with an Icicle;
    But they said – “If you stop,
    “It will certainly drop,
    & abolish both you & your Bycicle.

    I love the spelling of Bycicle, Lear getting to grips with new technology.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Clever and funny – quite the business

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Lucy says:

    Oh my, that is hilarious! 😂👏

    Liked by 1 person

  6. joylennick says:

    Love ’em! Thank you.
    Frozen Revenge
    A lady whose name was Theresa
    shut her old man in the freezer..
    By playing ‘the field’
    he got himself killed
    and he’s now with the sprouts and the pizza.
    (From ‘im indoors…)

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Widdershins says:

    Don’t do it, Cleo! 😀

    Like

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