Norris Bonge, a builder from Penge
Wasn’t paid for installing a henge.
He turned to the Druid
Saying: ‘My terms are quite fluid,’
As he peed on the stones in revenge.
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
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Ha!
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Well that’s one way of getting his attention 😉
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What a ‘waste.’ 😊
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😀
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That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
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Reblogged this on NEW OPENED BLOG > https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Priceless! Lol Thank you for the laughter, and have a beautiful evening! xx Michael
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Thanks Michael
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You are welcome, Geoff! Thank you! xx Michael
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Loved it Geoff!
A P.C. by the name of plod
Was such a pedantic bod
Norris’s sprinkling sent him into a rage
He noted it down on his page
Then called Norris a dirty sod!
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Ha. Excellent!
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😂
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I can honestly say this is the first limerick I’ve read that rhymed with ‘enge.’
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