This week’s #carrotranch prompt is
May 6, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about party hens. Who are these chickens and why do they party? Go where the prompt leads!
‘Logan, you look dreadful. What’s happened?’
‘I thought it was time I went out. I caught a train.’
‘Was it packed?’
‘Not really. About ten others.’
‘Oh. Did they get too close?’
‘Not really.’
‘Didn’t they have masks?’
‘That was part of the problem. The masks.’
‘Didn’t they cover their faces?’
‘No, they hide everything.’
‘How can ten mask-wearing people on an otherwise empty train cause such distress?’
‘Morgan, it was a hen party. They wore Megan Markle masks. They said they wanted to read me their new children’s story. I couldn’t get away.’
‘You’d better lie down.’
Haha, good one.
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Really funny! I take it you are not a fan of Megan Markle? I’m not.
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I try to be indifferent to all the puffery and pontificating but it did seem egregious to go on some third rate hagiographic interview and throw around some mean comments. So not on my top five people to have for dinner, no…
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Why that sounds delightful. 🥳🐔
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OMG 😂
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That was funny, Geoff. I didn’t see the end coming.
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