Moving On #carrotranch #morganandlogan #creativewriting

This week’s #carrotranch prompt is

April 1 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about a swift passage. You can take inspiration from any source. Who is going where and why. What makes it swift? Go where the prompt leads!

‘I don’t think I was meant to drink water, Logan.’

‘Is this another of your woke mindfulness bollockoids, Morgan? You only drink kale and compassion smoothies for a peaceful inner being.’

‘You can scoff…’

‘My scoffing is a thing of beauty…’

‘Indeed. My point is that every time the water changes, my stomach rebels.’

‘TMI, old chap.’

‘This time it’s constipation…’

‘You really do over-share, don’t you? But, as a friend, I will make you my great aunt’s cure-all. Try this.’

‘Will it loosen me?’

‘It can’t promise you a comfortable passage, but it will be swift…’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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13 Responses to Moving On #carrotranch #morganandlogan #creativewriting

  1. Ritu says:

    Only you, His Geoffleship…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Norah says:

    Oh dear. It reminds me of the preparation for one of those over 55s’ medical investigations. A little too clearly.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Oh my. . .
    Sorry but no – no public hot tub for him for at least 36 hours. We still well recall his experiment with his fresh fruit only diet.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. noelleg44 says:

    Chortle, chortle. Another fun one, Geoff!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Charli Mills says:

    Hopefully, it’s a safe as well as swift passage!

    Liked by 1 person

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