My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
Dog should deter anyone – he does look menacing. We only get ex-offenders and such trying to unload cleaning materials. One once got really aggressive and threatened to kick all our flowers down.
Yes we’ve had a few of those, a couple of jehovahs and one trying to persuade me to join the Lambeth against fascists and GM soya party (I might have that slightly wrong). Since the Monster Ravers stopped standing I was almost tempted
It excellent Geoff, reminds me of a certain style I cannot place. It’s beautiful, a couple at odds with a third party unwittingly aggrevating the rift. …that’s what I see anyway.💜💜💜
Nice job for a quick cold call. Way too many of these every day (calls not poems). I don’t answer anymore. Though now I might as a way to motivate me to write poetry. 🙂
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I can relate to this, GEoff. Sometimes I feel like I can no longer care.
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Sad isn’t it!?
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But Dog cares! He does, he truly does!!
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I think he sensed fresh meat…
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Those guys on the phone deserve a dial tine.
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It would help if we knew
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Obviouly should be tone.
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We guessed as much
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😊
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Dog looks a little put out himself.
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Not entirely happy, that is true.
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Everyone has to earn a living. If it keeps them off the streets …
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If it keeps them off my phone….
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I wonder how much we’d have to pay them to keep them off our phones. 🤔
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Dog should deter anyone – he does look menacing. We only get ex-offenders and such trying to unload cleaning materials. One once got really aggressive and threatened to kick all our flowers down.
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Yes we’ve had a few of those, a couple of jehovahs and one trying to persuade me to join the Lambeth against fascists and GM soya party (I might have that slightly wrong). Since the Monster Ravers stopped standing I was almost tempted
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I’m with John above.
Almost all I need to know from a cold caller is that they are one.
Click! Buzzzzzzzzz!
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I have this urge to flex my sarcasm but it never pays. Yes brrrrrr is the answer
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It excellent Geoff, reminds me of a certain style I cannot place. It’s beautiful, a couple at odds with a third party unwittingly aggrevating the rift. …that’s what I see anyway.💜💜💜
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Perfectly assessed. Good to blame the third party!!
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Well that leaves us blameless 😑
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Love the ‘Dog giving the cold-caller the stink-eye’ shot. 😀
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He’s mostly on my side!!
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Nice job for a quick cold call. Way too many of these every day (calls not poems). I don’t answer anymore. Though now I might as a way to motivate me to write poetry. 🙂
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It drives me bonkers …
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Enjoyed reading it.
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Marvellous…
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Funny
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