The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas #dog #christmas

A little something Dog penned for Sue Vincent’s delightful pup, Ani’s, Advent calendar, in case you missed

On the first day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

My favourite walkies!

*

On the second day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the third day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the fourth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the fifth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the sixth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the seventh day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Seven posties posting,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the eighth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Eight shoes for chewing,

Seven posties posting,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the ninth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Nine blokes a’stroking,

Eight shoes for chewing,

Seven posties posting,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the tenth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Ten children playing,

Nine blokes a’stroking,

Eight shoes for chewing,

Seven posties posting,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

Eleven posts for sniffing,

Ten children playing,

Nine blokes a’stroking,

Eight shoes for chewing,

Seven posties posting,

Six squirrels running,

Five doorbell rings!

Four bowls of treats,

Three tennis balls,

Two chicken legs

And my favourite walkies.

*

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my two legges gave to me,

My whole family!

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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19 Responses to The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas #dog #christmas

  1. Dog! You IS my hero!! Fine job.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sue Vincent says:

    Ani approves of all the photos 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Darlene says:

    I loved it the first time I read it but even more now with the pictures. Dog is so photogenic!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Ritu says:

    Wonderful words!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. V.M.Sang says:

    Well done, Dog! You’s a poet fur sure.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Give that dog a bone. Got my vote for our next leader.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. noelleg44 says:

    Dog! You are one handsome creature – and I can see you smile! Our door is always open for a visit and treats!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. trifflepudling says:

    Aww. Wuff!

    Liked by 1 person

  9. That’s one talented hound you have there! Not just a handsome face, obviously.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Suzanne says:

    Isn’t he lucky to have a family who adores him. What is it about people dressing up animals at Christmas time? Boredom 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  11. JT Twissel says:

    Dog sounds like he’s having a grand time! What a lovely family portrait!

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Elizabeth says:

    One of the things I love about Dog is how he shows his true feelings. The expression on his face when he is forced to wear that blue hat says it all.

    Liked by 1 person

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