Festive Traditions #carrotranch #loganandmorgan #flashfiction

‘What did you do for Christmas, Logan?’

‘?’

‘You must have some family traditions?’

‘What? Like waking up with Santa dribbling into the hall carpet because he fell asleep there when he came back from the pub, having to be quiet all morning, watching the Queen and wondering what she was talking about, waiting for my gran’s bowels to move so we could eat lunch at 4pm and then having to eat sprouts – Devil’s turds btw – and mum’s stuffing that I’m sure was shredded underlay… that sort of thing?’

‘I’m so sorry.’

‘Hell, I loved it.’

‘Explains a lot…’

This week’s #carrotranch prompt is here…

December 3, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that includes family traditions. It can be related to any holiday or situation. How does the tradition impact the story or change the character? Go where the prompt leads!

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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4 Responses to Festive Traditions #carrotranch #loganandmorgan #flashfiction

  1. willowdot21 says:

    Got to love it, no matter how bad it was it’s Logan’s Christmas 🎄

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Erika says:

    Haha! That’s too funny! Those are the things we keep in mind. Unforgettable… lol

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I see why he’s the well adjusted one.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Norah says:

    You’ve got to love those family traditions. Until you don’t. Great stuff, Geoff. But possibly not so much fun.

    Liked by 1 person

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