‘What have we got, Dickens?’

‘Bit of a dust up between the locals, sir. The blonde woman and the chap in the diving suit.’

‘Can’t you get her to cover up? Drawing a bit of a crowd.’

‘Not really, sir. Queen of the Sirens, see. Threatening to sink all the fishing boats if we don’t sort things out.’

‘What happened?’

‘Well, seems she was practicing a new frolic when laughing boy turns up and starts filming.’

‘Bit of a perv?’

‘He says it’s for another Mythical Lives documentary. Got accreditation.’

‘If Neptune says it’s okay, what’s she whinging about?’

‘Says he insulted her and she wants him dragged to the depths and flailed. Failing that…’

‘What did he do?’

‘Called her a mermaid.’

‘Is that so bad?’

You haven’t done the training, sir? I fear that’s both sexist and nymphist…’

‘I’m getting too old for this job.’

Based on this week’s #flashfriday prompt