Basil And Mabel #A-musedpoetry

A silly little poem, for Chelsea’s prompt

Basil and Mabel

Basil and Mabel went to Spain
Again and again and again.

He drove from Dover
And to remain sober
He’d refrain, refrain, refrain.

One day on the Costa
He thought he’d lost her
The pain, the pain, the pain.

To dull the fear
He ordered sangria
Again and again and again.

Mabel was worried,
Around she hurried
The fool, the fool, the fool.

It began to concern her
When inside the taverna,
On a stool, a stool a stool

Basil was slumped.
‘Oh you old chump’
Dabbing the drool, the drool, the drool.

She left the bar
And found the car
Near the pool, the pool, the pool.

‘Where to, Bas?’
‘Let’s try La Paz’
‘It’s cool, it’s cool, it’s cool.’

They took to the road;
She drove like Toad
Too fast, too fast, too fast.

On a blind bend
Tipping end over end
They met their last, their last, their last

The moral of the fable
Of Basil and Mabel
Is you always lose
When full of booze
So try and abstain
When in Spain, in Spain, in Spain.

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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19 Responses to Basil And Mabel #A-musedpoetry

  1. Lucy says:

    Oh god, I’m cracking up. This is wickedly brilliant.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Darlene says:

    Too funny! I think I´ve met a few Basils and Mabels here in Spain, in Spain, in Spain.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. willowdot21 says:

    Love this Geoff, one of your funniest.💜

    Liked by 1 person

  4. I love it, love it, love it.

    Liked by 1 person

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  6. Chel Owens says:

    I can’t help but think you whipped this whole thing up for that last line. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  7. This is really very good

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Very creative! I REALLY enjoyed it 🙂

    Like

  9. Elizabeth says:

    If not you’ll go insane, insane, insane.

    Liked by 1 person

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