Flying Pizza #carrotranch #creativewriting

‘I tried to talk to that rock woman again, but she just got in the lake and swam away.’

‘She swam in that?’

‘She could be a mermaid.’

‘More like a nice maiden. Or it could be a version of our hard-wired response to danger.’

‘What’s that?’

‘Haven’t you heard of the fight or flight response, Morgan?’

‘My hard-wired response is different.’

‘Of course it is. What do you do if danger threatens?’

‘I eat pizza.’

‘How on earth did those palaeontologists miss that third hard-wired response? It explains those Stone Age ovens.’

‘Experts, huh?’

‘Exactly.’

This week’s prompt from the #carrotranch

August 13, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about a first flight. It can be anything or anyone that flies. What is significant about the first? Go where the prompt leads!

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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6 Responses to Flying Pizza #carrotranch #creativewriting

  1. Funny and inventive!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. willowdot21 says:

    No those ovens were for Chinese Takeaway!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Great lakes! Pizza? I think I need to defend myself.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Norah says:

    I love this, Geoff. So funny, as this pair usually are. It reminds me of a very annoying current KFC tv ad – it doesn’t matter what the problem, someone says, ‘Did someone say KFC?’ and they all happily dig into the KFC. Could have been pizza.

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