My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
I always knew there were dinosaurs in your garden. Now you have the proof. ‘Jurassic Le Pard’ will be the blockbuster of 2021. Just don’t allow any bloggers in there to mess things up.
You caught it in its natural environment. You must take it to the Smithsonian Museum immediately. I’d as well advise to bring a leash with you for the treesanasaurus.
Wow, this is the first treesanasaurus I’ve ever seen! Wonderful. 😊
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They are rare, but I believe they are breeding somewhere nearby
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I feel so lucky to have seen a photo of one on your site. 😜
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I’ve begun an online course in arborophonics so i can interview him for my blog…
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I see it!!!
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That must have taken you weeks to trim that…….. maybe next you might have a go at The Sydney Opera House.
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You should see my beard!
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A perfect blog post! Hurrah for noticing and sharing this treesanasaurus.
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I heard it eating the neighbours tomatoes. A sure give away!
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I always knew there were dinosaurs in your garden. Now you have the proof. ‘Jurassic Le Pard’ will be the blockbuster of 2021. Just don’t allow any bloggers in there to mess things up.
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No, will ensure no up-buggery allowed!
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You caught it in its natural environment. You must take it to the Smithsonian Museum immediately. I’d as well advise to bring a leash with you for the treesanasaurus.
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the museums aren’t sure they can socially distance from something so huge…
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You in competition with the Isle of Wight?
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I suppose so… if you explain!?
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They’ve just found a new dinosaur over there.
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Ah I’m behind the local news. Mind you there were a lot of old fossils on the island in my day, mostly during Cowes Week…
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🙂
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THEM!!! The killer ants from 1954!!
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oh we’re back to Quatermass!!
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ha!!
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Yikes – what’s he eating? The local catosauruses!
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he’s fought off a dogdactyl
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Oh geez and it’s heading straight for you…………
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I shouldn’t feed the beast!!
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Wow! You don’t only have the most beautiful garden but also the coolest pre-historic animals in your neighborhood!!
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ancient, that’s us!!
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Haha!!
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I’m glad you noticed it before it got you.
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Better put Dog in the house.
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That it is!!! Evidently you got away from it fine:)
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safe so far, but it keeps stalking the end of the garden…
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OMG ! A breeding pair! 💜
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It is!!!
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Emegherd!!! Run for the hills!!!
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