Esther Chilton prompts limericks on her blog, here. This week’s prompt was moan and this is what occurred… Make of it what you will…
After an epic Kardashian moan,
The devil turned Kim’s buttocks to stone.
Being no longer callipygous*
She became quiet religious
And joined a convent so as to atone.
*in case this is a bit obscure – callipygous: having or pertaining to beautiful buttocks, easily one of my favourite words
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Tremendous and that’s my new favourite word.
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The benefits of reading dictionaries as a youngster…
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Now I have images of buttocks, not all pleasant I might add as I need to move mine!
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Sorry it should have carried a proper warning about gratuitous glutes
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Perhaps 🙂
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Hahaha! So you’re a buttocks guy, hey? The truth is out.
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I’m quite Catholic about body parts tbh. A juicy kidney can make pretty frisky…
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Oh, a new word! Not one I’m likely to engage with much, but never say never…..
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It’s hard to drop it into conversations without being seen as a grubby old man…
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This cracked me up! 🤣
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Poor old Kim, so often the butt of everyone’s jokes. Good word though.
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Ha true. A real bummer..
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A convent? You really are joking.
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It’s a bit of a fantasy..
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Wonderful literal limerick.
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Get it all the time….callipygous!
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That’s worth a post!! Or is that just from Jack…!?
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I just cannot believe she had surgery to make her backside that big!!!!
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I know. Seems mad to me…
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Kenny Everett’s ‘Rod Stewart’ comes to mind………
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Yes!
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Ooh I do love a good limerick. Here’s mine (inspired by you, obvs!)
An insecure woman named Joan
Was invariably having a moan
Yet her bod was callipygous,
And her voice was mellifluous,
So why did she constantly groan?
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Oh yes… star points.. you want to try Esther’s weekly prompts!
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