Lockdown Limericks #poem #poetry

A doctor called Frederick Lee

Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.

It wasn’t successful

And made them quite fretful

Till she dressed in her full PPE.


George was a confident chap

Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat.

Till one Thursday Louise

Made George’s blood freeze

When she told him she’d give him the clap

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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20 Responses to Lockdown Limericks #poem #poetry

  1. M. L. Kappa says:

    More! I love limericks 🤣

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  2. Ritu says:

    Classic His Goffleship!

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  3. Mick Canning says:

    Excellent, Geoff!

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  4. gordon759 says:

    Very well done Brother Dear,
    At this time we are lacking in cheer,
    But the charm of your verse
    Is like a kind nurse
    Who says we have nothing to fear

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  5. That made me laugh. A lot.

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  6. Erika says:

    Haha, so funny, Geoff 😅

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  7. Elizabeth says:

    The first one is priceless.

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  8. Widdershins says:

    Bwhahahaha! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  9. JT Twissel says:

    Sex in full PPE – there’s a thought !

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  10. Bhagyashree says:

    Haha. The first one is beyond epic! Great job!

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