A doctor called Frederick Lee
Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.
It wasn’t successful
And made them quite fretful
Till she dressed in her full PPE.
Or…
George was a confident chap
Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat.
Till one Thursday Louise
Made George’s blood freeze
When she told him she’d give him the clap
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
More! I love limericks 🤣
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Ok… I’ll see
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Classic His Goffleship!
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Excellent, Geoff!
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Very well done Brother Dear,
At this time we are lacking in cheer,
But the charm of your verse
Is like a kind nurse
Who says we have nothing to fear
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Very good!
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That made me laugh. A lot.
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Try my wildest!!
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😁
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Haha, so funny, Geoff 😅
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Too kind or maybe just a bit Erika
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😊😊
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Oh dear………
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That bad!?
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The first one is priceless.
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Bwhahahaha! 😀
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Sex in full PPE – there’s a thought !
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One for Tin Hats!?
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Haha. The first one is beyond epic! Great job!
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Thanks… glad you enjoyed
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