Lockdown Limericks #poem #poetry

A doctor called Frederick Lee

Tried sex at his desk with nurse Fi.

It wasn’t successful

And made them quite fretful

Till she dressed in her full PPE.


George was a confident chap

Who’d woo nurses with banter and chat.

Till one Thursday Louise

Made George’s blood freeze

When she told him she’d give him the clap

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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20 Responses to Lockdown Limericks #poem #poetry

  1. M. L. Kappa says:

    More! I love limericks 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Ritu says:

    Classic His Goffleship!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Mick Canning says:

    Excellent, Geoff!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. gordon759 says:

    Very well done Brother Dear,
    At this time we are lacking in cheer,
    But the charm of your verse
    Is like a kind nurse
    Who says we have nothing to fear

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Erika says:

    Haha, so funny, Geoff 😅

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Elizabeth says:

    The first one is priceless.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Widdershins says:

    Bwhahahaha! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  8. JT Twissel says:

    Sex in full PPE – there’s a thought !

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Bhagyashree says:

    Haha. The first one is beyond epic! Great job!

    Liked by 1 person

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