Never pick your nose in public
Or roll it in a ball
And if you must pee outdoors,
Just not against the wall.
…
Your zits are not for squeezing
In any public place
And if you have the urge to cough
Just not in someone’s face.
…
Ear wax is not a toffee-sub
However it might seem
And if you must release a fart,
Just not before the Queen.
…
When the urge for alfresco sex
Begins to fill your noggin,
Always choose a secluded spot
And don’t indulge in dogging
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
TanGental 
Great fun
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Thanks. Seemed rather appropriate?
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😂😂😂 I have no words!! 😂
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🤣🤣🤣
No words.
Just
🤣🤣🤣
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Just smile…
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OMG 😂😂😂
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Hope it helps!
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There is definitely some good advice, Geoff 😄
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Fun one, Geoff.
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Thank you John
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My coffee tastes odd………….
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I won’t ask why
… why?
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Your wonderfully awful poetry will not be slowed by this virus I see!
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Some standards are so low they can’t get any deeper embedded.
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That is good to know.
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Ha, you’re losing it (or maybe you’ve really found it) over there, Geoff!
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I put it down somewhere ages ago, with the back door keys and my good sense and just can’t remember where… one day they’ll appear
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Funny. I can’t imagine you, with all your activities, actually being bored, Geoff.
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I’m usually able to fill most of my time!!
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🤣😂
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Lol 💜 wise advice 😂
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This was funny!
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Sort of childish but heck if you can’t revert in your 60s when can you
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Absolutely! 😀
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