What To Do While Bored: The Poetry Advice Edition

Never pick your nose in public

Or roll it in a ball

And if you must pee outdoors,

Just not against the wall.

Your zits are not for squeezing

In any public place

And if you have the urge to cough

Just not in someone’s face.

Ear wax is not a toffee-sub

However it might seem

And if you must release a fart,

Just not before the Queen.

When the urge for alfresco sex

Begins to fill your noggin,

Always choose a secluded spot

And don’t indulge in dogging

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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24 Responses to What To Do While Bored: The Poetry Advice Edition

  1. 😂😂😂 I have no words!! 😂


  2. Ritu says:

    No words.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Erika says:

    OMG 😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. My coffee tastes odd………….

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Elizabeth says:

    Your wonderfully awful poetry will not be slowed by this virus I see!

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Ha, you’re losing it (or maybe you’ve really found it) over there, Geoff!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Pam Lazos says:

    Funny. I can’t imagine you, with all your activities, actually being bored, Geoff.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. willowdot21 says:

    Lol 💜 wise advice 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Jennie says:

    This was funny!

    Liked by 1 person

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