A Gem Of A Marriage

A gem of a marriage

We married young and liked our fun
As do healthy boys and girls
We stayed quite flirty at year thirty
Romping on a bed of pearls.

We didn’t brag cos we were glad
To bounce around like newbies
We’d kept it naughty at year forty
So we deserved those rubies.

Time has passed, we can’t be arsed
And faking it’s not clever.
Still the wife’s still frisky at year sixty
So these diamonds are for Eva.

This was written for Chelsea Owens terrible poetry prompt

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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36 Responses to A Gem Of A Marriage

  1. Ritu says:

    🤣🤣 an ode and a half!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Bryntin says:

    Hmm… autobiographical this time then? 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Ha, ha! Well done, but who is Eva? And does the Textiliste know?

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Thanks for the much-needed laugh, Geoff. 😉 Well done. Or terribly done if you win.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. There is nothing terrible about this – it is one of your best

    Liked by 1 person

  6. George says:

    Hearing Jimi Hendrix cover All Along The Watchtower prompted Bob Dylan to re-record it. If only Will Shakespeare had read this before I had to study him at school, working through the sonnets would have been far more entertaining.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Widdershins says:

    Bwhahahaha … bloody brilliant! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  8. willowdot21 says:

    How cute is that 💜

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Elizabeth says:

    I wish that for me writing good poetry was as easy as writing rotten poetry. You outdid yourself with this one, though, proving that some rotten poetry takes talent.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Pingback: WINNER of the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest 2/28/2020 | Chelsea Ann Owens

  11. Alas, fair Geoff, you’re too good to win. 🙂 …and now I’m associating pearls with lumbago.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. ellenbest24 says:

    Well all that nasty business recorded right here, rumpty pumpty and a marriage full of cheer. Your memory left you with a Stonking bit of stuff. Pearls before swine as it were. Now you are back down with the kids for “EVA.”

    Liked by 1 person

  13. ChasingElohim says:

    Loved it 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

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