‘You look exhausted, Morgan.’
‘It’s mum and her death wish.’
‘Death wish?’
‘Well, wishes. This whole “when I go…” malarkey.’
‘It was the music last week…?’
‘Oh that was easy. She told me yesterday she doesn’t trust me to carry out her wishes.’
‘She still hasn’t decided on cremation or burial?’
‘That’s part of it. It’s after that.’
‘After?’
‘She doesn’t want to be lonely.’
‘Sorry?’
‘If she’s cremated how can she guarantee I’ll spread her ashes near her friends so she can keep up with the news.’
‘And burial?’
‘She’ll take a radio but will she get a signal?’
This was written in response to this week’s carrot ranch prompt
April 25, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story that includes exhaustion. Who is exhausted and why? Can you make art of exhaustion? Go where the prompt leads!
Funny! And a bit prophetic. I was just talking with my son about “when I go…”
But instead of worrying about what is going to happen to my body, I’m concerned about books yet unpublished.
My son has promised that if I die before they’re published, he’ll make sure they’re published for me.
He’s a professor, author of several poetry books and text books…but can he handle fiction? 🙂
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Such a dilemma. And what if he thought he might ‘edit’ them… you’ll have to haunt him…
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So funny
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Thanks Derrick.
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Oh, that when I go thing…
My mum’s phrase is “I’m not being morbid but…” Then it’s followed by a conversation about things she wants to leave to us!
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I remember it well… definitely a mum thing
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Definitely…
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Now that explains one of them……
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I am surprised she is not taking a mobile with her!
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Funny, but sad…. I feel for him, it’s exhausting listening to elderly people when they start getting ‘confused’😬
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Oh indeed. Losing the plot is both terrifying and annoying
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Mum and her death wish! This reminds me of a great aunt who spent most of her life talking about when she died.
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Yes we all have rellies or friends like that
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Funny, Geoff. I don’t know how they’ll work this one out. I’m terrified of waking up in a coffin with the lid shut tight! 🙂
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Satellite phone…
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Hehehe.
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I love people picking out a site for “the view.”
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Yes it has a certain merit doesn’t it
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