‘I hate that
bloody snake.’
‘What’s wrong,
Adam?’
‘You wouldn’t
understand. I’ll kill him though.’
Eve chased after
Adam and just managed to prevent him strangling the reptile. As Adam did his
double teapot pose, Eve tried to comfort the snake. ‘Come on boys, what’s going
on?’
The snake hissed,
his voice hoarse. ‘All I said was if he stood in that light he would be
possessed of Extra Terrestrials, only he misheard me.’
Adam glowered. ‘He
didn’t. He said I’d get extra testicles. Just a couple would be good.’
Eve goggled at Adam. ‘We’ve only been dating a week…’
This is in response to a new challenge for me over at Don Massenzio’s Blog here
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About TanGental
My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline.
I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy.
I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere.
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double teapot pose. Love it Geoff!
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I do a neat one myself
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👽 This would explain a bit about your inspirations.
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Ho ho…
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Buahahahahahaha…
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Glad you enjoyed Kevin
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Great story. Love it!
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Thank you Don. Neat prompt.
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Looks like you had a “ball” with it.
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Indeed
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Reblogged this on Author Don Massenzio and commented:
Geoff Lepard took a shot at the Stock Photo Challenge from a couple of weeks ago. Here is his entry from this post on his blog: After the Garden of Eden.
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Perhaps the earliest example of Chinese whispers
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Yes and finding alternate uses for spare apples..
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Jolly good, Geoff.
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Thanks Robbie
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Extra testicles 😂
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A man needs what a plastic Ken doesn’t have
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Well yes, there is that!
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Pleasure as always
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I’m still wondering what the double teapot pose is……
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Both hands on hips. Think an English cricket captain watching his bowlers
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And as ever you have met that new challenge with aplomb 🌹💜
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I’m always aplombing the depths
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Brilliant 🤭🤭😟
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This is just too funny, Geoff 😂
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Thank you Erika
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Should be a ‘No Ball Games’ sign up in those Gardens.
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Such a spoil sport…
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So funny, and very well done!
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You never cease to amaze me–in a good and funny way–with your responses to these prompts!
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Ah well that makes my afternoon Rebecca. Thanks. Let’s hope it continues…
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