Sun, Sea, Sand And #holidays

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Dad, trusty pipe still in place and the Archaeologist take me for a stroll on the prom, circa 1959

Every holiday from my earliest memory meant a visit to my mother’s mother – my Gran – who lived in a tall Georgian terraced house on the sea front at Herne Bay in North Kent.

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I could wax lyrical describing it by saying, even then its best days were behind it. There was the pier, second in length to Southend and the promenade; the winter gardens and the clock tower and… lots and lots of pebbles. At low tide, sand – acres of it – appeared and we could go wandering but it wasn’t the yellow-orange-hued granulated stuff of beach holidays in pictures and films that lends itself to healthy beach volleyball and sandcastles Rather it was a grey-brown claggy sludge they use to fashion bricks in films like Bridge Over the River Kwai and which stuck to everything and occasionally became a sticky gripping pool that you did well to exit right sharpish before it sucked you in.

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Or I could tell you it had a finger post on the sea front pointing due north and indicating there was nothing between you and the North Pole. I’ve only ever seen icebergs once in my life around the English coast and that was in the bleak and dreadful winter of 1962/63 in the sea outside my Gran’s house.


Mum on the pier

I don’t have a distinctive earliest memory because I was always there for the holidays, in my mind’s eye, and all those early occasions have coalesced into one slideshow of sun-filled sepia images, wrapped in blankets.

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The Archaeologist sinking into the mud and Gran’s dog Shep probably summer 1956

My earliest memory is probably walking along the pier, mostly because it was so long. In two places the wooden boards rose to form arches, like small bridges. I recall being told this was done in the War to stop German planes landing on it.

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My mother and my uncle guarding the sea front at Herne Bay against the German invasion

Now that seems highly unlikely; back then, less than 15 years after the War ended it seemed glamorous and thrilling.

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We collected shell fish to eat: mussels off the breakwaters and cockles raked out of the mud at low tide. These gritty morsels, eaten with fresh crusty bread were a treat denied me today as a result of a late flowering allergy. At least the memory is sharp.

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Whitstable harbour, just along the coast where we ate winkles as a treat for being good visiting Aunt Rose and Uncle Jock

At some point we, the Archaeologist and me, graduated to a stage where we were trusted to be alone with Gran for two weeks at Easter. Gran loved us dearly but couldn’t be doing with any sort of hands on child care. We were fed breakfast – always our favourite choice of cereal – and pushed out of the front door. On sunny days we’d head for the cliffs towards Reculver in the hope of fossils. Clouds and drizzly days had us in the library where eventually the Archaeologist found me something I enjoyed reading; and on foul gale swept days we would be on the promenade, as huge waves crashed over us and terminally stupid seagulls tried to put out to sea – how we weren’t swept away has much to do with luck.

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Collecting butterflies on the cliffs towards Reculver with my Uncle Les and the Archaeologist

This being a coastal resort, albeit one with a faded glamour, there was a coffee bar playing the latest tunes – Macari’s – which had whirly whip ice cream and chocolate flakes. It also served its coffee in trendy glass cups – I didn’t drink coffee back then – I tried, like I did everything dad liked because I wanted to be like him (all his favourites – beer, coffee, tea wine, grapefruit  – made me gag, tasting as they did like the distilled essence of brother)  – but I loved those see through cups.

My favourite ice cream was a vanilla slab (Walls not Lyon’s Maid) in between two wafers. You were limited to vanilla or Neapolitan – vanilla, strawberry and chocolate in strips. I loathed the chocolate ice cream  as I recall, arguing it gave me a headache. Odd that I had the hypochondriac’s excuse off pat even aged seven.

I have too many memories really to do justice to this piece though as a selection:

  • Punch our boxer collecting enormous stones off the beach and grinding at them all day, possibly for the salt
  • the sea water swimming pools that were covered in slippery green seaweed that caused endless amusement and hurt as you fell over
  • cutting my feet on, variously: flint pebbles, glass, barnacles, mussels shells and rusty wire
  • being allowed to eat while walking, a pleasure denied at home
  • getting sunburnt and being covered in calamine lotion; the alternative of sun oil that stung my eyes to all buggery was avoided at all costs
  • Gran had the best TV in the family – 625 lines rather than 405 lines – meaningless to the pixilated generation, I know – but it meant we had 3 TV channels, BBC2 as well as BBC1 and ITV and with it more Test cricket to watch. Swoon!

Best of all, Gran’s house tended to fill with people. My youngest uncle lived at home in those early days and was a wild child – so inevitably hugely glamorous to the Archaeologist and me. There were battle going on behind the scenes of which I was blissfully unaware for many years.

Later, beach holidays lost their allure, well until I met a certain young lady who took me to great Yarmouth for the day. Clearly, if this picture is anything to go by, she had a way with words


Wait until I catch you…

And then it was the kids and their love of the beach  the circle of life, huh?


A lovely image though desperately poignant too as the young man next to the Lawyer tapping the Vet’s head, Sam H-B died running the Brighton marathon a couple of years ago. RIP Marco

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published several books: a four book series following Harry Spittle as he grows from hapless student to hapless partner in a London law firm; four others in different genres; a book of poetry; four anthologies of short fiction; and a memoir of my mother. I have several more in the pipeline. I have been blogging regularly since 2014, on topic as diverse as: poetry based on famous poems; memories from my life; my garden; my dog; a whole variety of short fiction; my attempts at baking and food; travel and the consequent disasters; theatre, film and book reviews; and the occasional thought piece. Mostly it is whatever takes my fancy. I avoid politics, mostly, and religion, always. I don't mean to upset anyone but if I do, well, sorry and I suggest you go elsewhere. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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43 Responses to Sun, Sea, Sand And #holidays

  1. Precious memories Geoff. Seeing an iceberg was quite something! What a shame about your allergy. Fresh mussels, cockles and winkles are hard to beat. However, my favourite summer treat is whipped vanilla ice cream with a flake. Irresistible.

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  2. Mary Smith says:

    Lovely memories, Geoff.

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  3. Susan Scott says:

    Enchanting photographs and the trip down memory lane! Thank you I enjoyed this muchly. I agree Walls wanilla wafers was wonderful especially when at the sea – the best! Acknowledging Sam H-B who died in the Brighton marathon a few years ago,

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  4. Great memories. We always wonder as parents what the children remember when they reach our age. Yours were wonderful. Thanks for sharing.

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  5. Gill says:

    What brilliant memories and it all seems like yesterday. Where did all the years go? A very enjoyable read. Very pleased that Herne Bay has such special memories.

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  6. Elizabeth says:

    Is your mom doing something with textiles in that one solo photo? Just asking!

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  7. Ritu says:

    What wonderful memories ❤️

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  8. Lovely seaside memories. It is fabulous that you have got loads of photos too to bring the memories alive again. 🙂

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  9. What a great childhood you had! I love to hear these stories.

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  10. Suzanne says:

    The cousins, building castles and staying at Nana’s place during the summer holidays, magic times.
    I love reading these posts of yours Geoff. It’s a reminder that we can still enjoy the small things in life. Even more enjoyable via the next generation. In our case borrowing our siblings children 😊

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  11. Erika Kind says:

    Such priceless memories over generations. A place with so much meaning!

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  12. willowdot21 says:

    Seen most of these photos before and the accompanying story. Isn’t it strange how death haunts us even in our sunniest moments. I remember your writing about the lad and a huge celebration the lad’s friend organised for him.
    I can see you in the background beavering away with paper work on the beach with dog and the Texilist looking on..
    Much like my husband always bloody ” I must just do this ” hey ho lovely post 💜

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  13. Darlene says:

    I grew up on the Canadian prairies with no water anywhere near us. I would read stories of British children vacationing at the seaside and would be so envious. This post is like one of those stories for me. Love the photos!

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  14. JT Twissel says:

    Icebergs off the English coast – oh my. Love the sepia images (this may be a dup comment as I attempted to comment using my iPhone)

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  15. Ah. Those days before Dick Head Tours

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  16. George says:

    Wonderfully evocative. I can almost smell the seaweed and taste the Walls ice cream. Sorry about your friend.

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  17. Great memories Geoff! Makes me want to rummage through our shoe boxes full of family memories. There’s something wonderful about delving into a load of old photo’s, future generations won’t have that I guess. Sorry about your friend.

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