Finding A Way #flashfiction#microcosms

Delphine Tombola knew from Primary school that the faith she would embrace would need to provide her with a complete and comprehensive way of living.  She dabbled with the four major religions and dropped them once they revealed their inherent internal contradictions. Others came and went in clouds of controversy and complications. She explored the thoughts of Yogi and shaman without success. Jediism seemed the answer but when her mentor, a plumber offered to draw her away from the Dark Side through the inappropriate application of his light saber, she moved on.

That’s when she stumbled on the tenets of Veganism, a faith so simplistic yet so all-encompassing that a natural evangelist like Delphine knew she’d found her calling.

She created a new persona, including heraldic shield (turnips sinister entwined around a courgette rampant) and a hairdo best described as ‘distressed kale’.

Her pride was her allotment and her determination to ensure the purity of her vegetables. The compost was free of all animal waste, the power to her shed was vegan-certified and nothing leather was allowed on her little piece of heaven.

It came as something of a shock, therefore when she found out from her neighbour, something of a local historian, that prior to being allotments the site had been an overspill graveyard and while the neighbour assured her all the bodies had been removed she couldn’t shake the idea that some molecule from a decayed deceased might have found its way into one of her beloved potatoes.

It was all too much. She needed something certain, something simple, something that would give her a clear purpose in life. That is why, finally, she gave herself, body and soul to the Leave campaign. After all, she mused over her cocoa, what could be simpler than organizing Brexit?

I’m obviously subliminally affected by our local politics… sorry

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published three anthologies of short stories and a memoir of my mother. More will appear soon. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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26 Responses to Finding A Way #flashfiction#microcosms

  1. Ritu says:

    Oh dear… Brexit… It’s leaking into everything!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Very aptly amusing

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  3. Obviously our leaders have run out of cocoa.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. willowdot21 says:

    Lalalalalala fingers in the ears 💜

    Liked by 1 person

  5. I so want to say: ‘Brexit? What’s Brexit?’ Or ‘What’s Trump done now?’ Great story 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  6. JT Twissel says:

    What could be simpler indeed. Distressed kale hairdos are all the rage in Southern California where in some chi-chi places it is illegal to look over twenty-one and/or own a library card.

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  7. Mick Canning says:

    *shudder* Sorry, that’s the Brexit reaction.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Maybe the EU mgt would play nicer if y’all offered to take Greece with you?
    Whoa! Someone from the Economist just threw their style guide at me,
    again. . .

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