Song Sung Blue #writephoto #flashfiction

‘There you go. Have you ever seen a river like it?’

‘It’s so…’

‘Blue?’

‘Unnatural.’

‘Taste it.’

‘You’re kidding. What’s done that? Copper sulphate? Cobalt?’

‘Have a sip. It won’t kill you’

‘Have you?’

‘Course.’

‘Oh god it’s disgusting.’

‘Your kids wouldn’t agree.’

‘Yeah so? When have teenagers been the arbiters of good taste… any taste come to that. It is familiar, mind you. Bubble gum?’

‘Nearly. Think ice cold drinks.’

‘Bloody hell. Not…?’

‘Exactly.’

‘So where’s this come from?’

‘Upstream.’

‘Get away.’

‘About a mile. Not a pretty sight. The SOC people have cordoned it off and forensics are there.’

‘What happened?’

‘We’ve already had a call. The Anti Hy-Co League have claimed responsibility.’

‘I hate those sugar terrorists.’

‘Yeah, it’s one thing to release a field GM sugar beet to roam free – at least they can fend for themselves – but mass slaughter on this scale is beyond sick.’ 

‘Can you imagine the Daily Mail’s reaction? Their sugar-dog loving fraternity’s knickers will be in one heck of a twist.’

‘How do you tell the kids, though? I mean who in their right mind mass murders slush puppies by dissolving them in a steam?’

‘And that’s before we have to cope with an outbreak of diabetic trout.’

‘World’s gone mad.’

Sue Vincent’s #writephoto prompt this week is

And in case you don’t know what a slush puppy is…

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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23 Responses to Song Sung Blue #writephoto #flashfiction

  1. Never had a slush puppy. Guess I haven’t lived. Good one Geoff.

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  2. It’s the only puppy I’d be okay with violence against. Well done sir! 🙂

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  3. You had me worried for a while with those “slush puppies” being dissolved 🙂

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  4. Sue Vincent says:

    Best place for ’em, if you ask me. Though it is a pity about the trout…

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  5. Diabetic trout, now that’s a line and a half!

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  6. I love slush puppies. Can’t find them anymore, but I can sill taste it

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  7. Charli Mills says:

    Oh, the cruelty! Not the Slush Puppies and diabetic trout guppies! Your mind is a convenience store for creativity, Geoff.

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  8. willowdot21 says:

    Well! What can I say, I am with you on the dissolution of the slushpuppies but like everyone else I am appalled by the thought of diabetic trout! Just goes to show every action has its consequences ! 😉 Your just too good for us Geoff 😉 one day your imagination will be donated to secience 😱💜

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  9. Norah says:

    Hehehe. Good one, Geoff.

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