Come On Baby #carrotranch #flashfiction

It has been a while since we had the benefits of those two modern Day Incarnations of Wittgenstein and Kant, Mills and Hobbs, Descartes and…

….Morgan and Logan. But the Carrot Ranch is back prompting, so well, we will have to see how they are getting on. This week, we revisit a universal truth known to all children: they must have been adopted, because the alternative is too awful to contemplate.

‘Wassup, Morgan?’

‘Mum’s left Dad.’

‘Why?’

‘He came back from that Jazz festival, turned all the lights on, got all frisky…’

‘Eeew, gross.’

‘Right? She asks what’s up, he says he’s high…’

‘Your dad!? How’d that happen?’

‘One chap brought cake. Dad asks what is it. According to Dad the guy said they’re not brownies but Dad had a bite, insisted they were and had six. Larry, Dad’s mate checks. They guy actually said “They’re pot brownies” by which time Dad’s on his way to light Mum’s fire.’

‘Sounds like you’ll have a sibling come spring…’

‘Or they’ll divorce…’

November 1, 2018, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about a festival of lights. It can be any holiday, event or moment. Express the hope of light over darkness. Or use it to highlight injustice. Go where the prompt leads.

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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17 Responses to Come On Baby #carrotranch #flashfiction

  1. Ritu says:

    Funny!!!!

    Like

  2. I second Ritu. 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I always saw these two as being in their mid 50’s. Clearly I saw wrong!

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  4. Haha! Creative take on the prompt, Geoff.

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  5. ah – an idea is taking form. You already checked this out Geoff. Do you think I can plausibly blame my one dose of such a brownie on how I managed to get tied up with that gorgeous redhead in : https://garyawilsonstories.wordpress.com/first-professional-job/ ?
    This may be the out I’ve been looking for, because I would never – ever be so swept away otherwise. . .

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  6. Pingback: Festival of Lights « Carrot Ranch Literary Community

  7. Norah says:

    That’s one way to light a fire. 🙂

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