‘Hello everyone. Have you all grabbed a soda? Good. We have a new joiner this week. Do you want to tell us who you are and what your addiction is?’
‘Hello. My name is Buffy. I’m a vampire slayer.’
‘Another one? Geez, whatever happened to drugs?’
‘Please Dorothy. Let Buffy have her turn. How long since you slayed, Buffy?’
‘Erm, Last Thursday. After double maths.’
‘When I was at school it was pot and the odd tab…’
‘Dorothy, please. We know what holds you in its thrall. And could you stop clicking your shoes? That red glitter gets everywhere. Now Buffy. What do you hope to get out of these sessions?’
‘I…’
‘Blood.’
‘Dorothy…’
‘Oh for pity sake. Vampire slayer. That’s like saying she smudges her make-up. It’s not an addiction it’s a bloody fantasy.’
‘Please. Language. I hardly think you are in a position to talk. Scarecrows? Tin man?’
‘They were there, I tell you.’
‘Let’s ask the others, shall we? James?’
‘Can I have another Peach?’
‘James, we’ve talked about this. What do we say?’
‘Keep the peach out of reach…’
‘Thank you. Who else?’
‘There’s that Dutch boy..?’
‘Where’s he gone? James, put that bloody peach down and go and see if he’s got his finger stuck in the plug hole again. Matilda? Will you please put that chair down? Miss Trunchbull has gone, dear. You’re save. Have some honey. There. Is no one going to share with us? Who thinks we should help Buffy? Tweedle-dum?’
‘I’m Tweedle-Dee.’
‘No he’s not. I am.’
‘Now stop it. Both of you, what do you think about Buffy?’
‘’Miss, What’s a vampire?’
‘It’s like a large black crow…’
‘Noooo.’ ‘Where? Where?’
‘That’s it. Dorothy, go. Enough.’
‘Alright. Anyone fancy a joint?’
TanGental 
I’d like to say my name is Alice but the Rabbit said we haven’t got time to stop.💜
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Get down that hole with you!
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Okay ✨😒
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I loved this!
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You can make up your own child addict too! What fun!
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🤪😂
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Love it Geoff. Can I be Tinkerbell?
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Doing a line of fairy dust? Yep that works…
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I call it Di dust myself………
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Goodness is it that powerful!
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Pretty damn good………………. Hubby didn’t feel a thing!!
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Haha…. this was too funny! Thanks for that Sunday laugh, Geoff! Your creativity is amazing 😂
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Ha well what’s your childhood addiction? Pooh and his honey snorting? Tintin over obsessing about his quiff? Asterix inappropriately tossing rocks?
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Good question… I think it was Tom and Jerry and their need to fight each other… lol!
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Ah yes, anger management
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Exactly!! My two little sisters were challenging at times… haha!
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Very funny–love it!
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Thanks Rebecca!
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LOL. Double maths would drive me to vampire slaying also!
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Not sure what Laura Ingalls Wilder would make of Buffy! Loved the snappy dialog and Dorothy!
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No quite. I was a bit cavalier with my history….
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