A Rose By Any Other Name #writephoto #flashfiction

Sue’s #writephoto prompt this week is 

‘It is you, Daisy. I thought it was when you ducked down.’

‘Is that you, Daisy?’

‘Yes, I’m over by Daisy. Can you see me waving?’

‘Got you. Coming over. My pot’s a bit of a drag.’

‘You’re in a pot?’

‘I know, get me.’

‘So what’s with the ducking?’

‘That bloody man…’

‘The director?’

‘Yes him. I don’t mind him shouting at me, telling me to wave my leaves, even flutter my petals but when he shouts “Cut!” Well my stalk just goes limp. Makes me think of scythes.’

’Ghastly. Poor you.’

’I wasn’t sure about this gig anyway. Heard about it from Daisy. You know Daisy?’

‘White petals? Sleek green stem? Cute little leaves?’

‘That’s her. Anyway she and Daisy were having their compost refreshed…’

‘Surely Daisy doesn’t need that yet? She looks so bushy.’

‘You’d be surprised. This drought has made us all a little friable…’

‘Tell me about it. I was talking to Daisy the other day and she’d not been watered in a week.’

‘Nooo!’

‘All limp she was. Dreadful state. Yellow around the gills, leaves going crisp….’

‘Awful.’

‘I know. Anyway, Daisy told me they were filming this advert for hairspray and they were short of a few Daisies so I had a word with the girls…’

‘Are the others here?’

‘Oh yes. See, there’s Daisy…’

‘Who’s she talking to?’

‘Oh haven’t you met? That’s Daisy. Look if I wasn’t one of the anchors…’

‘Have they planted you?’

‘Fraid so. Look, drag yourself over and ask Daisy to introduce you.’

‘Oh I don’t know. I don’t really know Daisy and she may not remember me…’

‘Silly thing. Everyone recognises you. You couldn’t be more Daisy if you tried.’

‘Alright. I will…’

‘Before you go… a word in your stamens.’

‘Yes?’

‘They’re about to cast the bouquet for the Royal wedding. I know they need another Daisy. If you’re interested?’

‘Oh Daisy. That would be fab.’

‘I told them all about you.’

‘What did you say?’

‘Don’t be silly, darling. I can’t possibly tell you.’

‘No?’

‘Can’t have you blushing on us, can we?’

‘Quite. Disaster.’

‘We’d have to call you Rose!’

‘Oh you tease!’ 

‘Better get on. They’ll be calling the Daisies in a mo and we don’t  want to miss our cue, do we.’

‘No. That director is such a tyrant. If I don’t see you before you’re pruned, I’ll catch you next spring.’

‘Chelsea Flower Show?’

‘Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Love to Daisy.’

‘Thanks. Byeeee.’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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32 Responses to A Rose By Any Other Name #writephoto #flashfiction

  1. Ritu says:

    This is so funny! Reminds me of our last trip to Center Parcs when the squirrels were numerous. We named one Winston. From then on, every squirrel was Winston #43 or Winston#645 etc!!!

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  2. Daftest bit of fun I’ve read in a while 🙂

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  3. Haha! You really kept this going, Geoff. A bouquet of fun, and not a weed anywhere. Happy weekend hugs!

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  4. Funny Geoff. Great stuff

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  5. Charli Mills says:

    Great story, Geoff, and your photo is as if the daisies in the grass reflect clouds in the sky.

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  6. Sue Vincent says:

    Some creatures share a name for a reason….that’s why all flies are Slavic and named Fuckov…

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  7. Clever and humorous! You is gettin better’n’better!

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  8. JT Twissel says:

    Water the poor daisies!!

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  9. How many hair salon conversations have you listened in on, anyway?

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  10. willowdot21 says:

    And what do they call a male Daisy? 💜

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  11. This one left me dazed Geoff. Fun way to start the day.

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  13. hellolauren528 says:

    What a very different take on this! Loved it!

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