The Fatburg Busters #writephoto

Sue Vincent’s #writephoto prompt this week is

‘You think he’s happy?’

‘Course. It’s damn near perfect. From sclerotic to euphoric in a morning..’

You don’t think he’ll see the nick?’

‘Nah. He said he’s  got to do the capillaries too. Take him all day.’

‘Really? Where’s Jim? I thought he was on capillaries.’

‘Had a fall. Inspecting that clogged aorta last Thursday. Bloody thing blew, just as he was tweaking the valve. Send him cartwheeling. He should never have been there. Some admin mix up with the cholesterol crew. 

‘Shambolic.’

‘More like Diastolic. Come on, let’s get a cuppa and see where we go next.’

‘Oh sorry, forgot to stay. We’re to unblock his lower intestine. Seems he’s been on the eggs again.’

‘You’re kidding?’

‘No, look. Here’s the worksheet.’

‘Sod that. Wait a mo…’

‘What are you doing? That’s the nick. If you…’

‘I know. It’ll bled. And when that happens…’

‘We have to run…’

‘True. But we also don’t have to spend the next four hours on constipation duty… first things first though.. when I get this plaster off…’

‘Yeah?’

‘RUN!’

About TanGental

My name is Geoff Le Pard. Once I was a lawyer; now I am a writer. I've published four books - Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle, My Father and Other Liars, Salisbury Square and Buster & Moo. In addition I have published two anthologies of short stories, Life, in a Grain of Sand and Life in a Flash. More will appear soon, including a memoir of my mother's last years. I will try and continue to blog regularly at geofflepard.com about whatever takes my fancy. I hope it does yours too. These are my thoughts and no one else is to blame. If you want to nab anything I post, please acknowledge where it came from.
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24 Responses to The Fatburg Busters #writephoto

  1. Ritu says:

    Reminds me of that film where people were shrunk and put inside another human!!! Fantastic Voyage (1966)!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Mick Canning says:

    Hmm…flush fiction?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I hope these guys get paid well!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. What a bloody funny piece of flash fiction. Or as Mick said ‘flush fiction.’ Hahaha!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Susanne says:

    Oh lordy, how your mind works is so much fun.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Norah says:

    Hehehe. Good one, Geoff. Sounds like an inside job to me. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sue Vincent says:

    Those tunnels do look rather intestinal…

    Liked by 1 person

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